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ohaiitsalli

i like to dye my hair and eat popcorn out of sour patch packages. i want to be a ninja cat mermaid when i grow up. i make youtube videos :3 youtube.com/ohaiitsalli10

harmonía ❤️ y el gordo haciendo 👍✊✌️👆✋✌️☝️** :3 #sevennationarmy

i got this shirt so people know my relationship status #singleasadollarbill 💸
NO.
danisnotonfire:

and thus my reign as mayor of ‘Ughville’ begins.

OH MY GOD

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus

(via danisnotonfirree)

lapfulofmisha:

braydaaan:

outrising:

‘Gay Cop Kiss’ Enrages Westboro Baptist Church, Unites Everybody Else

A cop has turned the tables on the Westboro Baptist Church after they posted a photo of him kissing his boyfriend in protest on Twitter…

this is amazing

Everything about this is perfect

westboro baptist church needs to stop and not. geez.

(via bringmetheyoutubers)

claudiagray:

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

OH MY GOD HAHAHA!! my mom was a journalist… :3

(Source: srabaskerville, via bringmetheyoutubers)

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often
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