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i like to dye my hair and eat popcorn out of sour patch packages. i want to be a ninja cat mermaid when i grow up. i make youtube videos :3 youtube.com/ohaiitsalli10

harmonía ❤️ y el gordo haciendo 👍✊✌️👆✋✌️☝️** :3 #sevennationarmy

i got this shirt so people know my relationship status #singleasadollarbill 💸

and thus my reign as mayor of ‘Ughville’ begins.



Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus

(via danisnotonfirree)




‘Gay Cop Kiss’ Enrages Westboro Baptist Church, Unites Everybody Else

A cop has turned the tables on the Westboro Baptist Church after they posted a photo of him kissing his boyfriend in protest on Twitter…

this is amazing

Everything about this is perfect

westboro baptist church needs to stop and not. geez.

(via bringmetheyoutubers)


In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

OH MY GOD HAHAHA!! my mom was a journalist… :3

(Source: srabaskerville, via bringmetheyoutubers)

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often
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